LEAVE YOUR GUNS OUT IN YOUR TRUCK
COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN AND BUCK UP TO THE BAR
AND HELP US SING ALONG.
WE DON'T SHOOT NO GUNS IN THIS HONKY TONK
BUY THE GUITAR BAND A BEER
THIS PLACE AINT NO PLACE FOR A QUEER, WE DON'T PLAY
THAT SHIT AROUND HERE
HELL WE JUST DONT
NO SIR, WE LIKE BOY/GIRL SEX IN THIS HONKY TONK
AND IN THIS HONKY TONK WE GOT US A JUKE BOX IN THE BACK
WE GOT EVERY BEER YOU CAN THINK OF HERE AND
EVERY LIQUOR FROM JIM TO JACK
YOU CAN SMOKE A JOINT IN THE BATHROOM HELL JUST BE SURE
YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT
CAUSE WE DON'T PAY NO BAIL IN THIS HONKY TONK
AND GIRLS FEEL FREE TO LIFT UP YOUR SHIRTS
AND GET ON THEM TABLES AND DANCE TIL IT HURTS
AND I WISHED YOU'D HIKE UP A MINI-SKIRT IF YOUR WEARING A THONG
CAUSE I DON'T SEE NO COPS IN THIS HONKY TONK
AND IN THIS HONKY TONK WE GOT US A JUKE BOX IN THE BACK
WE GOT EVERY BEER YOU CAN THINK OF HERE AND EVERY
LIQUOR FROM JIM TO JACK
AND YOU CAN SMOKE A BONG IN THE BATHROOM HELL JUST BE SURE YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT
CAUSE WE DON'T PAY NO BAIL IN THIS HONKY TONK
NO WE DON'T PAY NO BAIL
WE JUST LET YOU REST IN JAIL
SO YOU CAN COME BACK AND RAISE SOME MORE HELL IN THIS HONKY TONK
